Do you know your hymns?

Dentist's Hymn..................Crown Him with Many Crowns

 Weatherman's Hymn..........There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

 Contractor's Hymn.............The Church's One Foundation

 The Tailor's Hymn.....................Holy, Holy, Holy

 The Golfer's Hymn..................There's a Green Hill Far Away

 The Politician's Hymn...............Standing on the Promises

 The Ophthalmologist's Hymn........Open My Eyes That I Might See

 The IRS Agent's Hymn................I Surrender All

 The Gossip's Hymn........................  Pass It On 
                                             (only if it’s truthful and necessary)

 The Electrician's Hymn.................Send The Light

 The Shopper's Hymn...................Sweet Bye and Bye

 The Realtor's Hymn.........I've Got a Mansion Just over the Hilltop

 The Massage Therapists Hymn.............He Touched Me

 The Doctor's Hymn.....................The Great Physician

The Rescue Ship’s Captain’s Hymn. . .Throw Out The Lifeline

AND for those who speed on the highway a few hymns:

 45mph.......................God Will Take Care of You 
65mph.......................Nearer My God To Thee 
85mph......................This World Is Not My Home 
95mph.......................Lord, I'm Coming Home 
100mph....................Precious Memories

 Give me a sense of humor, Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke, 
To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to other folk

 

Ever wonder about the abbreviation A.S.A.P.? Generally we think of it in terms of even more hurry and stress in our lives. Maybe if we think of this abbreviation in a different manner, we will begin to find a new way to deal with those rough days along the way.
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There's work to do, deadlines to meet;
You've got no time to spare,
But as you hurry and scurry-
A.S.A.P. - ALWAYS SAY A PRAYER

In the midst of family chaos,
'Quality time' is rare.
Do your best; let God do the rest-
A.S.A.P. - ALWAYS SAY A PRAYER.

It may seem like your worries
Are more than you can bear.
Slow down and take a breather-
A.S.A.P. - ALWAYS SAY A PRAYER

God knows how stressful life is;
He wants to ease our cares,
And He'll respond to all your needs
A.S.A.P. - ALWAYS SAY A PRAYER.

 

Getting ready to head North for the Summer Run.  Hope everyone in Floriduh has a Safe and Fun Summer.  Looking forward to seeing our extended family in the next 7 states we will be travelling through. 

Love ~ Peace ~ Oreos