Monday, March 29, 2010

A Jack Daniels Fishing Story

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a deadly cottonmouth moccasin with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the problem was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back and he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in the South.

2 comments:

  1. drunk snakes you lot have too much fun over the pond

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  2. strange how the world goes round...about 60 years ago my grandfather told me a similar story, except the snake had a worm in its mouth and my grandfather had his home brew with him....

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